I have vacuumed. Now I will have a coffee and get ^*hiiiiigh*

Aw yeee Hell House LLC Lineage came out on Shudder today! I binged the series the other week in preparation lol!

First one that isn’t in found footage format, but it isn’t bad!

Edit: there’s totally gonna be a sixth film, they left this one on a cliffhanger lol! I love these films, they’re just good, clean ghost/haunted hotel films. Nothing fancy or groundbreaking, but also no gore or over the top violence; just jumpscares and creepiness and a strange meandering story that seems to change depending on the film 😂 I recommend the series for Halloween, and would rate it pg13 with parental guidance for under 15s I think

It is! I love that song 😂

Dragula is a great trashy show. Drag queens bitching each other out and being all sassy and witty, while designing horror themed drag outfits. I didn’t know I was a fan of this subculture until now

May I please have a large cappuccino, O Mighty and Gracious Chef? 🙏

There were no potatos this time; it was onion, asparagus, and tomato 🤤

My partner is the best, he’s such a good cook. The crackling doesn’t always turn out crackly but it’s tasty nonetheless!

ROAST PORK AND CRACKLING AND VEGGIES FOR DINNER BITCHES 🤘

Someone’s playing their rap music out loud down in the alley, and it kinda slaps. Even at 4.40am lol

The hot manager at my woolies is working this morning. He’s so fucking hot 😭😂 he’s dyed his hair from solid black, to black with streaks of hot pink and I’m DYING OVER HERE 💀 so hot

I am the final form, perfect for devouring as is or prepared for your pleasure 🙇‍♀️

Nothing quite like waking up to the sweet sultry tones of Methaniel mething out in the alley. The warm weather means mating season for the native MethMen has arrived, nature is truly mysterious and wondrous.

“plainclothes” but they all have those fat belts on with their readers and shite 😂😂 you’re not fooling anyone ya failed police officers lol

I used FB for my buildings FB group, and insta for memes, but it gives me the heebies when it recommends “friends” from highschool. Like, no thank you, they were all bullies. It gives me schadenfreude though when I check their profiles and the girl bullies are all stuck in an pyramid scheme though 😂

I used to do that to my Gameboy cartridges lol, works like a charm

Sweet 8/10

Are you a white male presenting person? Because that will probably help 😂

Okay that makes way more sense than my guesses 😂👀