I don’t appreciate braggarts

I got third in my work cup sweep on middle earth third ($20?), and won a little on other bets so far

Neigh.

Its terrifying

Champagne and canapes please

I was awkwardly hot and cold with cold sweats most of the night. Was awake tossing and turning and only got a couple hours zzz’s 🫠 very glad for today off to rest more

Today we had 19 or 20 people call in sick from our Melbourne office today, normal amount for a Monday might be 5

I decided a month ago it was summer clothes weather. No backsies

On my way to work. This is sucks

Something that makes me feel okay with going to work today instead of taking the most obvious sickie ever

burp thanks chef

17 beers and a sausage roll please

So Gouda

I am watching the horsies. I like horsies. 🏇🏇

Si

That’s a nightmare right there

Grazi

“finally, an hour long video on Australian dipthongs” 🤣

Un baguettè with Briè and buttèr

Good morning lovelies