NES controller cord flashbacks.

Thats the worst. Stand to pee, let out a fart while peeing, fart turns into turtlehead, finish peeing, immediately have to sit down with face in fart cloud.

If the hashes are leaked and that’s immediately caught and customers are immediately informed, just change your password.

And as long as they don’t have an unknown database leak, negating the attempt limit.

But just try to stop one.

Fiiine. BRB, I need to build a giant underground cave.

Joke’s on you, old man! I have a chariot of iron!

Try again when sober.

Then season it in the oven.

Also computer issues aren’t a problem anymore after that (perhaps aside from the Ixians).

If [the government] don’t get you, [the corporations] will

They’re the same picture.

Why would they mind the deaths of Creeper Entity Objects?

And for a buy-it-for-multiple-lifetimes citrus juicer to get juice for the blender, there’s the Nemco 55850.

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Therac-25

My unterstrich is chafed.

Boston Rob

if you don’t mark them

This is why, whenever I’m truly happy, I whip it out and pee in the nearest vaguely vertically-oriented object.

I sneak into your bedroom every night with a syringe of novicain.

Nobody’s suggesting to save every penny. Just save enough to make sure you’re not homeless or hungry when your body and mind aren’t capable of earning an income beyond that of a Walmart greeter.

Found the Sonos employee.