They absolutely make “smart” curtains rods.

My sleep schedule doesn’t always have me needing to wake up after sunrise, so I instead have two of those umbrella-looking photography lamps at each side of the foot of the bed. Works great, but hard to convince dates I’m not filming them, so sometimes I have to remove them.

Mine is in the basement. I used to have it set up so that when it finished, my upstairs lights would flash twice. It helped me not forget to move it to the dryer.

Back in my day, we’d take that fully-functional form and do progressive enhancement to add that functionality on top with js. You know, back when we (or the people paying us) gave a fuck.

News site dev here. I’ll never build a site for this company that relies on js for anything other than video playback (yay hls patents, and they won’t let me offer mp4 as an alternative because preroll pays our bills, despite everyone feeling entitled to free news with no ads)

It has a shoulder strap

So he’d be out a few thousand in deductibles and you’d likely be in prison?

NES controller cord flashbacks.

Thats the worst. Stand to pee, let out a fart while peeing, fart turns into turtlehead, finish peeing, immediately have to sit down with face in fart cloud.

If the hashes are leaked and that’s immediately caught and customers are immediately informed, just change your password.

And as long as they don’t have an unknown database leak, negating the attempt limit.

But just try to stop one.

Fiiine. BRB, I need to build a giant underground cave.

Joke’s on you, old man! I have a chariot of iron!

Try again when sober.

Then season it in the oven.

Also computer issues aren’t a problem anymore after that (perhaps aside from the Ixians).

If [the government] don’t get you, [the corporations] will

They’re the same picture.

Why would they mind the deaths of Creeper Entity Objects?

And for a buy-it-for-multiple-lifetimes citrus juicer to get juice for the blender, there’s the Nemco 55850.

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