“After all, just look at what AI did for me in this photo!”

Do jump scares count as surprises? If so, then frequently.

“Now everyone please turn to document number 43298 in your packet entitled ‘Facts About Your Mother.’”

I think a little more like Yankees/Red Sox in baseball. Two things that basically seem the same to outsiders but which have their own devoted/crazy followings.

I’m guessing it’s all down to sports. “I’m a Christian, so that means I’m on Christ’s team. Obviously Christ’s biggest rival is Antichrist, so I have to be against him too. Booooo Antichrist!”

I can imagine women throwing all kinds of things at him. Maybe some of them have run out of sharp or blunt things to throw and went for what they had.

“I have a Mint Majesty for… Jarley Murk?”