• NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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    Crazy how not happy he is all the time which then leads to him doing a lot of stuff that benefits the Russians, such as cutting back weapons to Ukraine.

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    He’s just gonna grovel in front of Putin even harder thinking that maybe this time it will work.

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      Maybe if he lifts sanctions on weapons to Russia, Putin will return the favour and there’ll be peace. If not, maybe giving them some Tomahawks will sweeten the deal.

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    Probably went something like this.

    “Hello Mr. Pjytin.”

    “I stopped supporting Ukraine”

    “Can we have peace now?”

    “Why are you laughing?”

    “…”

    “Hello”

    “…”

    “Hello”

    “…”

    “Can I still have my Trump tower in Moscow?”

    “…”

    “Hello”

    “…”

    “You are still laughing and I hear you also have friends there too”

    “…”

    “Can you hear me?”

    “…”

    “I have Miller here. His a funny guy. Maybe he can tell that one funny story about this Floyd guy.”

    “…”

    “Hello”

    “…”

    “I can be your friend too”

    “…”

    “please”

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      The KGB has had a file on Krasnov since the time Putin was on their staff, so I’m sure he has a detailed guide on how to string him along, comprised of input from four decades of handlers.