Smart toilets are a thing now? I thought smart fridges were unecessary 😂
Maybe the surprise is there to scare the shit out of the person using it.
and cure your hiccups at the same time
Ah yes. The five nights at freddies skibidi toilet bidet.
I love the line highlighted on the right side, “light is the source of surprise, the romance from the toilet”
Lol
Step Toilet, why are you flashing your lights at me like that?
It’d be a lot better if the surprise came from the bidet. Possible 5/5
The three seashells. Heat, power, and pulsation pattern.
I’m pretty sure that Google Translate is better at getting a reasonable tone out of Chinese->English translation than whatever they used.
This is obviously just a poor translation. I can tell you from experience that toilets like this are pretty cool. The surprise is just lights, but it has a ton of other functionality. I like the bidet function and heated blow dry
…this…crap… mildly infuriates me…
Pass. Toto UltraMax + Toto bidet ftw. Game changer https://www.totousa.com/washlet
