fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoMan left with a broken arm because of the size of his peniswww.gloucestershirelive.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square148fedilinkarrow-up1327arrow-down139
arrow-up1288arrow-down1external-linkMan left with a broken arm because of the size of his peniswww.gloucestershirelive.co.ukfossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square148fedilink
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoAny bigger and he’d need a thorny crown to go with that cross he’s bearin’. Poor bastard. Betrayed by one of his closest friends. PSA: Don’t get Judas’ed by your own dick, y’all.
Any bigger and he’d need a thorny crown to go with that cross he’s bearin’. Poor bastard. Betrayed by one of his closest friends. PSA: Don’t get Judas’ed by your own dick, y’all.