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Wasn’t that a Robin Williams flick?

In general, you’re not wrong, but you completely missed the point, friend.

You see a tortoise misnamed a turtle and you upvote? Don’t be part of the problem, please. We’re working against it as fast as we can here.

Downvoted because it’s not animated, obviously.

Is it the same turtle all the way down, or iterations of —and in which direction does it multiply?

TBF, that was the “most humane” way they seemed to be able to think of, back then. Not excusing any of it in the slightest. Just let that sit for a minute, is all.

At that moment in time, a sufficient number of people aware of this standard were ok with said bullshit —despite everything about it screaming no-effort Americana-brand snow-job (or simply couldn’t be arsed to GAF, sure).

FWIW: Edison filmed a fucking documentary of Topsy’s 1903 electrocution, the absolute psychopath. 😱🤮😭🤮🤬

(CW: animal abuse, murder, etc. Please be aware that it is gut-wrenching, and will likely stick with you. Proceed at your discretion.)

No one said stop.

Was that the time they were electrocuting elephants for science & lols? (fucking Edison) 🤮🤬

I’m therefore technically poisonous to pretty much everything that bites me without permission. Hunh. 🤷🏽‍♂️

My next kobold will also loathe someone called “Erwin”. They sound like a real twit.

You are a mythic creature. Don’t let anyone try to sell you on anything different.

If you make a habit of punching those adjacent to you, there will be a moment when no one is behind you for anything.

It’s better when the punchline isn’t apparent.

that’s not based off of fucking anything substantial.

Dr. Crusher, I presume.

Ah! Office Space was trying to tell us something! Dunno 'bout y’all, but I might keep a better eye on that there cornhole now. 🤔

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Microplastics and genetic deformities of the brain, more like, but yeah, the old ones should’ve been fulla lead decades ago.

Can’t pass Basic, can’t be a little soldier? Might as well be the weapon. 🤷🏽‍♂️🤢

Hey, don’t be mean to mushrooms. They don’t deserve dead cops. 🥹

Until they’re weaponized…