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Hey, y’all from Oklahoma? 'Cause yer pretty OK.

Fuck off, troll.

How many of your friends are Catholic priests?

Huge fan! Love your work! 🤌🏼

But… Can I still just become a mushroom, please? 🥹

Hell, mine hasn’t worked like it’s “supposed to” for, like, ever, AFAIK. So, eh. 🤷🏼‍♂️

You can’t fathom why claiming LA for a talent agency would legitimize more than Orgun? 🤔

Thafuq.

edit: nm. username checks out.

You mean besides, um… ^{checks notes} Oh, pretty much anything in this timeline?

if the victim knows it’s been stolen.

You daft, mate? Or, just high as giraffe balls?

Seems fully on-brand for someone related to Eva Braun. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Yup. Seems so 🥲

Luckeee 🤩

Hunh. My memory ain’t always ironclad, sorry. 🥲

Still Christian? Hard pass.

Dean Cain was absolute shit as 'Murica’s favorite mascot — regardless of the unavoidable fact that the character came from another world in every single iteration across all mediums …so far. 😶

Fuck you and your fetid career, you dumbass, Dean. 🖕🏼🤣

So… Kinda like piping in ambient soothing audio over the livestock queueing in the slaughterhouse?

Uh… Hol’up. 😶

I can only guess this prescient classic isn’t publicly viewable anymore.

Sorry, what era do you think the original hypothetical is in, exactly?

You seem to be assuming the human attempting to enter said vessel is somehow augmented to enable transit in those conditions (much less survive the initiating blast/breach), among other sophomoric assumptions.

I truly don’t have time or bandwidth to hand-in-hand walk you through this. 🤌🏼

Oh, look, fellow livestock! The scarecrows’re slap-fighting again.

adjacent slaughterhouse, unmoved, churns on…

More along the lines of “Breaking News: New-Red® overtakes Classic Red® in a stunning upset no one saw coming!” kermitfreakout.gif

🤢

I’m sorry, do you have any concept of displacement? I’m having trouble pinpointing your level of cognitive disconnect, honestly.