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Sorry, what era do you think the original hypothetical is in, exactly?

You seem to be assuming the human attempting to enter said vessel is somehow augmented to enable transit in those conditions (much less survive the initiating blast/breach), among other sophomoric assumptions.

I truly don’t have time or bandwidth to hand-in-hand walk you through this. 🤌🏼

Oh, look, fellow livestock! The scarecrows’re slap-fighting again.

adjacent slaughterhouse, unmoved, churns on…

More along the lines of “Breaking News: New-Red® overtakes Classic Red® in a stunning upset no one saw coming!” kermitfreakout.gif

🤢

I’m sorry, do you have any concept of displacement? I’m having trouble pinpointing your level of cognitive disconnect, honestly.

Says the vote held in private by Win11 shareholders… ABoringDystopia’d like a word.

🫣 😶

Stay in school, kids. 🥲

So, you’re saying there’s a foundation to work from already. 🤔🤓

I mean… If they could sleep through that… 🫡

NGL, if orcas can deploy c4, I feel it’d only be neighborly to figure out how to supply it.

I mean, sheeyit. We gotta step it up as a fuckin’ species if they’re out there, more than capable of planting high-tech explosive devices invented by self-important monkey-cousins who generally can’t even swim. 😅😶

^jesusfuck

How much did their promo team spend?! This shit is tenacious of late.

No one. Gives. A fuck. About. Either of those knobs.

Least of all: them. 🤌🏼

(to the intern stuck w/ posting this shit, day after day: you can do better, and deserve better. be the change you need.)

Ferreal, though. They already rank among crows & wolves (as far as we can tell, ahem), and if their world is rapidly turning into acid, I can only imagine what they must assume that our, much smaller home biome must be doing…

Now, if they knew that it was us behind it all?! 🥲 It’d likely be a much different story — and I wouldn’t blame them a bit. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Hey, waitaminute… If the oligarchs are building bigger and more numerous yachts while the landmasses crisp to fund their puny, plastic existences… Can we use LLMs to share that info with these seawolves? (How do you even say “luigi” in orca?)

Seriously. This is some peak “Shush, little ones” bullshit.

I suppose it’s down to each individual to decide whether they’re more interested in gaming or the looks. For instance, one can be a diehard automobile fan without being super into spoilers, wraps, loud AF mufflers, underlights, etc., right? 😅😶

If that’s how your “logic” works, I’m pretty sure I can bet who you voted for.

Wouldn’t that be spelled “Earl”, then?

If you pick the right strain, it can be 4:20 wherever you end up, so start early and pack enough snacks.

Stop trying to make Oasis a thing again. No one gives a fraction of a fuck except the poor intern you’ve saddled with this bullshit post — and even they’re grinding their teeth and considering improv to pay the bills, instead.

Might wanna paint it something other than white, NGL.

Years back, one of mine was named Dag.

Du.