Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoIf the apocalypse does come today (or perhaps tomorrow) less than half of Americans believe they will go to heavenwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1162arrow-down16
arrow-up1156arrow-down1external-linkIf the apocalypse does come today (or perhaps tomorrow) less than half of Americans believe they will go to heavenwww.independent.co.ukLee Duna@lemmy.nz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square42fedilink
minus-squareSoftestSapphic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·6 months agoThe rapture probably already happened Nobody was chosen
minus-squareneidu3@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·edit-26 months agoThat’s gonna be my go-to line from now on whenever someone uses hell as a threat.
minus-squareDorkyd68@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 months agoMy girlfriend got Raptured. God even took all her clothes and the cat. I just hope she’s waiting for me
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoGrant Imahara.
The rapture probably already happened
Nobody was chosen
That’s gonna be my go-to line from now on whenever someone uses hell as a threat.
My girlfriend got Raptured. God even took all her clothes and the cat. I just hope she’s waiting for me
Grant Imahara.
Except DB Cooper.