I’m thinking a Charlie Kirk Chia pet and a Capri Sun
“Thanks Obama” coffee mug
Do they make one with the reverse side “I did this” Biden pointing?
“Release the pizzagate files”
Get him a Hollow Point USA T-Shirt :D
Ask your sister what he likes. If you choose war you cannot convince him to change his ways.
What’s a chud?
Chud is a slang term used online to refer to people who are considered far from socially normal and unpleasant to be around. The term, undergoing slight changes in its meaning over the decades, has maintained its usage as an offensive and negatively connotated word. Starting in 2020, the term spawned the Chudjak, Avatar Chud, and GigaChud memes as it was increasingly connected with the alt-right.
Sounds like they made a term for wannabe but failed chads
Chud is the present term of Chad.
This Chad will one day be a Chud.
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers. Also what the other person posted.
You already know, I promise
Back in my day, it referred to a penis that is wider than it is long. Today it refers to something far less pleasant (ultra right-winger).
I thought that was a chode
A regional dialect, maybe?
It’s an Albany expression.
Ah, that makes sense. I’m from Utica.
Ornamental Charlie Kirk Memorial Fountain
A box o’ dildos
I feel those should be packaged in a bag and be edible.
All dildos are edible if you’re hungry enough.
Make a donation in his name to a trans youth charity.
A dildo
Unironically I wish those of us who haven’t socially isolated from our MAGA cunt relatives could do so.
I cut my parents out fully from my life and my mental health is much better as a result.
Trump body pillow.
Does the Chia pet have a convenient drainage hole in the neck? If not, missed opportunity.
Maybe a bar of soap, deodorant, and toothpaste/toothbrush? C.H.U.D.S. can probably benefit from some hygiene products.
get him some bootstraps so he can get his own present
This, except I wouldn’t leave a passive aggressive note about getting his own presents, but wishing success and hope this helps instead.
Das Kapital in the original German
