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      5 months ago

      Wait she farts sideways? Like it comes out of her hip? That is news!

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          5 months ago

          Oh! I never got that expression. But I’m a loud and proud type. With so much misery in the world it seems wrong not to revel in the joy of a good fart. Like throwing away dinner during a famine.

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            5 months ago

            Your chosen metaphor for a good fart is a food one? Uh… That’s nasty. 😅🥹

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      The remarkable amount of new holeage she’d have to get added to actually fart sideways would make that news, yes