University says escaped monkeys in Mississippi are not diseased
www.fox13memphis.com
Tulane University continued to distance itself from several escaped monkeys on Wednesday.

In retrospect, I should apologize for posting such a shitty article from such a shitty source. I did it for the laughs.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldEnglish
      5·
      3 days ago

      Ah yes. I forgot the news, and reality has taken a “Who’s Line is it Anyways?” approach to interpreting reality. Everythings made up, and the points don’t matter.

    • glimse@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      3 days ago

      I commented because I assumed the article had been updated since you posted it but…isn’t this community for real news that looks like satire? Doesn’t the factual value kinda really matter?