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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

Elon Musk Announces Plan to Control Climate by Surrounding Earth in Adjustable Satellites

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Elon Musk Announces Plan to Control Climate by Surrounding Earth in Adjustable Satellites

Tony Bark@pawb.social to

Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

Elon Musk's brilliant plan for saving us from climate change involves a little help from a swarm of friendly AI satellites.

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Lead poisoning should do it, at high velocity.

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