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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Woman pleads guilty to lying about astronaut wife accessing bank account from Space Station

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Woman pleads guilty to lying about astronaut wife accessing bank account from Space Station

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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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Summer Worden faces a possible maximum sentence of five years in prison in the case, which involves false allegations she made against astronaut Anne McClain.
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    This is a very sad day for the “100% of space crime is committed by lesbians” statistic.

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      100% of the space crime you know about

      … but yeah, good for the astronaut, but also sad for the memes.

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      100% of exonerated space criminals are lesbians. That statistic will probably last longer.

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      100% of all lesbians accused of space crime have been exonerated.

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