The Onion wishes they could come up with a story this nuts.
“At the time of the alleged illegal access, McClain was preparing for what NASA billed as the first all-female space walk, which was later scrapped because the agency did not have enough spacesuits to fit the astronauts.”
If there are really alternative universes we are definitely one of the weird ones.
A former Air Force intelligence officer
Where’s the intelligence?
Former. It was there but not anymore.
This is a very sad day for the “100% of space crime is committed by lesbians” statistic.
100% of the space crime you know about
… but yeah, good for the astronaut, but also sad for the memes.
100% of exonerated space criminals are lesbians. That statistic will probably last longer.
100% of all lesbians accused of space crime have been exonerated.
