• Wren@lemmy.todayEnglish
    30·
    20 hours ago

    Just a heads up this story is over two months old. That said, here are some key points:

    • The accused, Kasper Lincoln, is officially titled “Barbie Jeep Driver.”
    • Kasper Lincoln just wanted to get a slurpee and his license was suspended.
    • He was driving on the sidewalk until it ended.
    • He was arrested by an unmarked police car. A Ghost Car, if you will.
    • The lawyer has, among her certificates, a “Bad Ass Award” and a “DUI Defense” certificate. They’re next to each other.
    • Kasper Lincoln did his hand signals and everything.
    • x00z@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      4 hours ago

      He was driving on the sidewalk until it ended.

      You mean in the end he was on the road? Because the picture looks like he’s on the road and not the sidewalk.