• StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    11 days ago

    Replace seat belts with piano wire and make air bags with 50x the explosive charge but replace the airbag with ball bearings.

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        10 days ago

        Funny thing about the Pinto…most US cars were made with that gas tank design and the Pinto had about the same number of fires from rear collision.

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          Yup pinto accounted for almost 2% of cars on the road and just about 2% of fatalities due to fire. Plus it has a way smaller death rate per car due to fire than the cyber truck. Sold over 3 million cars and there were 27 fire deaths. I think the cyber truck fire deaths are in the 5-10 range for roughly 20 thousand sold.

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        10 days ago

        Exactly! Except I make Lemmy shitposts for shits and giggles and am not an “economics professor” who needs to be taken seriously and never gets invited to parties.

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        11 days ago

        Millions dead? Are you crazy? 3 months of my 2 point auto safety plan and everyone will drive very very carefully all the time! I’m SAVING LIVES!

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        11 days ago

        Reads as rather blantant satire to me. Perhaps you’re the weird one weirdy.

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          10 days ago

          If we were on fuck cars that wouldn’t be satire. Didnt realize we’re on not the onion instead.

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        11 days ago

        Natural selection has been removed. Now republicans are trying to reintroduce it.

        They’ll (mainly) be the ones affected. I say let it happen.

        Then again, I don’t like most people.

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          11 days ago

          The article is saying that one of the main things they are trying to axe is Automatic Emergency Braking requirements, and it links to a page with this video. The people in the biggest vehicles will be mostly fine I think, it’s everyone else that’s in trouble here.