“We needed all those Tomahawks to blow up a goatherd’s shack in the Kalahari Desert, for reasons which are classified”

Oh well that won’t be a problem because Trump hasn’t sent Ukraine anything for an entire year now. Every American weapon the Ukrainians currently have was either sent before that or was bought by other countries

Don’t worry, I have conservative family. I can assure you that the talking point of “We’ve already sent enough to Ukraine” has already established itself.