slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoBillionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons bannedwww.hindustantimes.comexternal-linkmessage-square248fedilinkarrow-up11.08Karrow-down122
arrow-up11.06Karrow-down1external-linkBillionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons bannedwww.hindustantimes.comslothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square248fedilink
minus-squarethe_mighty_kracken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·11 hours ago(Gorillas have tiny dicks)
minus-squaremoakley@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·9 hours agoMaybe it’s a dick the size of a gorilla, not the size of a gorilla’s dick.
minus-squarethe_mighty_kracken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 hours agoWould you rather fight one dick the size of a gorilla, or one hundred dicks the size of a gorilla dick?
minus-square5too@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 hours agoThink they want the whole gorilla
minus-squarerobocall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 hours agooh my, what’s a big dicked beast that would be better suited for this?
minus-squareT156@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 hours agoBarnacle. Several times their body size, supposedly.
minus-squareRegrettable_incident@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 hours agoA cock the size of a barnacle. . . Nope, the phrase just doesn’t inspire shock and awe.
minus-squareLog in | Sign up@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·10 hours agoThe dick sounds great, but the bacterium is a little offputting, I think.
minus-squareNannerBanner@literature.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·10 hours agoNo, no… you want a penis that can really do things. You want prehensile! See cetaceans and elephants for more details.
(Gorillas have tiny dicks)
Maybe it’s a dick the size of a gorilla, not the size of a gorilla’s dick.
Would you rather fight one dick the size of a gorilla, or one hundred dicks the size of a gorilla dick?
Think they want the whole gorilla
oh my, what’s a big dicked beast that would be better suited for this?
Barnacle. Several times their body size, supposedly.
A cock the size of a barnacle. . . Nope, the phrase just doesn’t inspire shock and awe.
Reporting for duty
The dick sounds great, but the bacterium is a little offputting, I think.
Donkey, horse.
No, no… you want a penis that can really do things. You want prehensile! See cetaceans and elephants for more details.