return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 28 days agoThe Iran War Is God’s Plan, Say U.S. Military Leaders (Who Believe Trump Was Anointed by Jesus)www.esquire.comexternal-linkmessage-square68fedilinkarrow-up1543arrow-down15
arrow-up1538arrow-down1external-linkThe Iran War Is God’s Plan, Say U.S. Military Leaders (Who Believe Trump Was Anointed by Jesus)www.esquire.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 28 days agomessage-square68fedilink
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minus-squaresome_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·27 days agoYou might be thinking of Jesus’ abusive dad
minus-squaremoondoggie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·27 days agoWell to be fair, he was also his dad. And a ghost. And wine. And… crackers? Regardless, being both his dad and a ghost meant that any time Jesus jacked it, he was committing incestuous necrophilia. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
minus-squareRagingRobot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·27 days agoSo you are saying he cheated
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You might be thinking of Jesus’ abusive dad
Well to be fair, he was also his dad. And a ghost. And wine. And… crackers? Regardless, being both his dad and a ghost meant that any time Jesus jacked it, he was committing incestuous necrophilia. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
So you are saying he cheated