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XiELEd@piefed.social to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 hours ago

If Programmers are wizards then what are Computer Architects?

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If Programmers are wizards then what are Computer Architects?

XiELEd@piefed.social to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 hours ago
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  • trolololol@lemmy.world
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    Clearly alchemists. Manipulate metals and rocks to build chips. Soooo, alchemists.

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    Also wizards but with more ritual spells

    Hope this helps

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    As an Architect myself… we are the bureucrats from the ministry of magic that create the rules of use, and issue the 27 different permits.

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      thank you

      where do i declare my taxes to you

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    Sourcerers

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      What Sourcery is this??

      • Venator@lemmy.nz
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        Open sourcery

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    If they fix broken components, necromancers.

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    “Well my boy, wizards come in many varieties and flavors” said the old dragon to the little boy.

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    Artificiers?

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    Computer architects are like real architects: they’re paid more to design buildings but they don’t know how to lay bricks.

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      23 hours ago

      Hmm… What about Computer Engineers?

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        They don’t know how to lay bricks either.

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        Most computer engineers are only engineers in the original sense of railway engineer: they throw coal in the fire to run the engine.

        Real engineers (with an engineering degree) are called “senior software engineer”

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        personally, it means i’m allowed to build hardware. not that i could, because nobody wants that so i have no experience in it, but i’m allowed to.

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    It depends. There are tradeoffs.

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    refuse management technicians

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    NDA’s

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    Castle builders

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    Gods.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Warlocks.

    Or the eldridtch beings that they bind to.

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