Listen, I love ranch, but you’re gonna want to convince the Scots and let them try to convince everyone else. Ranch is amazing on fried food, and by fuck does Scotland fry food.
I’ve done that. You just tell them it’s buttermilk and they f*** with it hard. You just tell him it’s ranch after the fact and they get really pissed at you.
But they won’t stop eating it. I’ve done it twice.
Seriously, people keep thinking that all buttermilk dressing just tastes like hidden valley ranch. When really it’s just hidden valley ranch is the disgusting outlier why everyone else’s ranch is just normal buttermilk dressing and it’s delicious.
Listen, I love ranch, but you’re gonna want to convince the Scots and let them try to convince everyone else. Ranch is amazing on fried food, and by fuck does Scotland fry food.
I’ve done that. You just tell them it’s buttermilk and they f*** with it hard. You just tell him it’s ranch after the fact and they get really pissed at you.
But they won’t stop eating it. I’ve done it twice.
Seriously, people keep thinking that all buttermilk dressing just tastes like hidden valley ranch. When really it’s just hidden valley ranch is the disgusting outlier why everyone else’s ranch is just normal buttermilk dressing and it’s delicious.
I want to see an American eat haggis with ranch
Now I want a scotch egg dipped in ranch.