• LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    We attacked Florida and demanded that they don’t cut off traffic to Alabama through the Gulf of Mexico. Except it isn’t nearly that wide, it’s 35x smaller

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      I mean. We should probably build a wall around Florida.

      Republican goobers like catchy names. We could call it “America’s Cock Ring.”