“Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Ok, why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?”
“You believe in surprise, much more so than us.”
“Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Ok, why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?”
“You believe in surprise, much more so than us.”
*sighs, wearily reaches for megaphone*
. . . HE’S DEMENTED
And not in the colloquial sense.
He’s literally suffering from cognitive decline. Possibly full on dementia.
Definitely dementia.