• Gsus4@mander.xyzOP
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    13 hours ago

    If Jesus were born in Bethlehem again…he’d be Palestinian, imagine their reaction :D

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      12 hours ago

      I have a theory that Jesus keeps being reborn, but every time he does, his mother is turned away from the bomb shelter for being Palestinian.

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          12 hours ago

          No. I literally think Jesus is being reborn in occupied Palestine and his mother is literally repeatedly dying as a result of the ongoing genocide.

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            12 hours ago

            Well thats a crackpot theory if I ever heard one. Jesus isn’t real, and never was. Any apocalyptic preacher who thought they were the son of God just had schizophrenia

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              12 hours ago

              My brother in christ please learn to read sarcasm.

              (If you’re on the spectrum as well, then sorry for not being literal with what I was saying, but STILL)

              Also not trying to virtue signal here, but that’s kinda offensive to schizophrenics, comparing them to religious zealots

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                  2 hours ago

                  Nahh, you’re right, I should have dropped a ‘/s’ tone indicator on there, that’s on me for assuming the reader can see that I was being intentionally ridiculous

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                  10 hours ago

                  It’s how someone would likely reply (sarcastically) when speaking in offline conversation.

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                11 hours ago

                There is no literature. Information is a terrain of struggle, fit only for attacks and tribal virtue signalling. By not already knowing this you have proven you’re a fascist or other thing i dislike.

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      11 hours ago

      boom, headshot!

      oh hey the body’s still squirming, got any lu… Wait nevermind this ones hydrated enough i can just use the blood. Little water thief deserved this.