Nathan Newby set to receive George Medal for stopping a potential atrocity with an act of kindness
A hospital patient who managed to talk a man out of detonating a bomb in a maternity wing said the would-be attacker “asked for a cuddle” before standing down.
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Go off king but also seek therapy??
Am I having a stroke
yes, it’s a collective stroke. and not one of genius
I think I’m gonna make “the worlds on fire turds” part of my work email signature
Are the turds on fire, or the worlds (plural)?
I like to think that the author’s intended message was that the plural worlds are resting on turds made of fire. Metaphorically, it kinda speaks to the spiciness of life itself and contrasts that with poop-planets.
Lol that is a great interpretation
damn he was right. he told me “I’ll byte you” and he bit me… eight times !!
Is he a Møøse in disguise?
Guess what I tagged you as?
Is the last word “Cocopuffs?”
An attempt at writing a “crazy person” monologue?
this is uk news you gentle dunce
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They were certainly words.
Man, you just made me feel smarter by writing something so supremely idiotic.
“It feels good don’t it… that warm embrace”
Yeah he just wanted a snuggle
A maternity ward, no where close to people responsible for raping children…
you would be surprised what pediatricians like to do
Crossword puzzles? The Electric Slide? TikTok challenges? Don’t leave me hanging.
apparently they like to downvote folk who point out that they rape children
Do you have actual data or are you just typing words online to see yourself talk?
Pediatricians are mandated reporters and are often the ones reporting abuse. I’m very curious about the offending rate.
yeah why would the abusers position themselves as the ones to report the abuse. that makes absolutely no sense. and police officers never commit crimes.
i can get you a saddle for a unicorn while you wait.
So you don’t have any data and are just typing words online to see yourself talk.
i see news reports every day of new pediatricians being convicted. go dig them up yourself
Do you mean politicians? I see a lot of those articles. Or maybe pastors?
nope. unlike all y’all, i am capable of spelling and reading.