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Sharknado -> cocaine bear -> cocaine shark -> cocaine Sharknado?
Bearnado?
Sensational Writing 101:
The crystal clear waters of the Bahamas are filled with enough traces of human pharmaceuticals and illegal drugs that it’s showing up in shark blood.
“filled with enough traces”
What do you motherfuckers think “traces” means?
Fuck yeah
It’s a stressful life being a shark.
When is the last time you heard someone say something nice about a shark?
Where’s @sharkfucker420 when you need him?
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit being a shark.
Surely you don’t mean that.
I did mean that, and don’t call me Shirley.
Lucky sharks
