We’ve been ignoring the Dakotas for too long, they are spreading at an alarming rate!
Incest often doesn’t provide viable offspring though.
Tell that to the British royal line
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This is cursed.
As someone from Europe it looks fine to me.
I only looked at this for ten seconds and I forgot how the real map looks.
I… I can’t even figure what’s wrong with it even though I know it’s so very, very wrong. My brain hurts.
Ohno
That’s my favorite. Plus, the way it can be read as “Ohenno” or Oh hell no. Columbia on the West Coast is also a neat idea, considering that Columbia was the manufactured goddess designed to be an avatar for American greatness, before we got the Statue of Liberty. Columbia still has a big statue on top of the Capitol building in DC that never gets mentioned.
Almost perfect! Of course Akansas should be Nebrahoma. Rookie mistake, but great work otherwise! Gold star
What really gets me is how you swapped Alabama and Mississippi just for kicks.
“Texas”
Well that’s a very generous description based on the current discourse of personal freedoms being violated
Checkmate
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I’m surprised he only crammed one more state into the northeast. Easy opportunity to put a dozen lines pointed to one little dot-sized section
That’s an awful lot of Dakotas. Also, Ohio really ought to be renamed Ohno.
Is this what having an aneurysm feels like?
How would you like them labeled? They already have the names.
The names are an edit of the original xkcd comic, where the states are blank.
It just occurred to me that there are no states named East Statename.
Serious answer: we started at the eastern seaboard and expanded west. “East Statename” implies eastern expansion.
Kansas, Akansas, Arkansas was clever my guy. How would you pronounce Akansas tho? A-kansahh? Akansahh? A-Kansas? Akansas? Ahkansas? Ah-kansahh?
I think you forgot that Wyoming isn’t real
It’s just a fancy name for “Dakota[citation needed]”.
