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SquiffSquiff@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

Trump Suggests Planes Can’t Fly When It’s Not Sunny

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Trump Suggests Planes Can’t Fly When It’s Not Sunny

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SquiffSquiff@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago
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    This is the guy who recently suggested that using an electric battery on a boat would lead you to get eaten by a shark.

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      And that magnets don’t work after they get wet.

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        Fucking magnets, how do they work?

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          Trump likes his magnets like he likes his women: bone dry and unable to escape.

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      Well, did you try? I didn’t, and I’ve not been sharkuterie’d yet.

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        I once rode in a battery-powered canoe on a lake and had waves smash me into some rocks and all I got was shit in my pants

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          Shark shit?

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            No, more like a shark fart, AKA a shart…

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