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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Trump Site Launches Limited-Edition Assassination Attempt Sneakers

www.rollingstone.com

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Trump Site Launches Limited-Edition Assassination Attempt Sneakers

www.rollingstone.com

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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A Donald Trump-owned website is selling 5,000 pairs of limited-edition sneakers with images from the assassination attempt on the former president.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17659585

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    Saw the headline: “Haha, theonion really nailed this one”

    What’s the inverse of eating the onion?

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      Crying?

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      Boofing the shallot

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        Shitty Supreme Court candidates made sure I know the existence of boofing…

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      I don’t know, but it tastes like shit.

      It’s getting SO HARD to separate reality from satire.

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        Why do any of us actually think it’s reality?

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          The suggestion being that the article is a lie?

          Or that we’re living in a really fucked up matrix-like experiment?

          I wonder if the AI’s in the matrix knew that they weren’t real?

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            All of this shit is made up.

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              Words are made up but we still have to deal with them in our day to day lives.

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                I’ve gotta deal with these talking faces about as much as I gotta deal with anime girls. At least anime girls are something pleasant to keep me occupied.

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              I’m confused……. The shoes aren’t real?

              Or the assassination attempt wasn’t?

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      The topic of this sub.

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      Eat the onion long enough, and the onion eats you back.

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