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Luna@lemdro.id to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

The Vatican unveils official anime girl mascot

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The Vatican unveils official anime girl mascot

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Luna@lemdro.id to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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The Vatican has unveiled a new cute anime girl mascot, hoping to create characters that "can represent the sentiments that resonate in the hearts of the younger generations". The new character named…
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    Are they running so low on young people to molest they’ve resulted to youthful dolls?

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      Pope played Elden Ring and fell head over heels for Ranni

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        Look, she had 4 arms, a body to kill for, and had a way of getting in your head

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          She’s no Goldmask though. I want to get me a man that can T-pose on reality until he figures out how to prove god wrong

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          Several ways.

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      These are useful for luring new victims back to the rectory.

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        “Hey little girl, would you like to come to my office to read from the old testicles?”

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