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Gregor@gregtech.eu to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Longevity-Obsessed Tech Millionaire Discontinues De-Aging Drug Out of Concerns That It Aged Him

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Gregor@gregtech.eu to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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The tech centimillionaire, who is known for taking droves of wellness supplements, has backtracked on one of his special pills.
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    This will not end well for him. He’s doing a bunch of experiments, all at once, with a sample size of one.

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      Shhhhh, shhhhh, let him cook…himself.

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      This is how we get mutated supervillains

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        Finally!

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          You really want to live in a world with supervillains and few heroes, let alone any superheroes?

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            I don’t think we’ll have a choice.

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              Sure, but that other person expressed joy. I’m questioning the nature of that joy, not their agency.

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      “The attempt on my life has left me scarred”

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