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oleorun@lemmy.fan to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 个月前

Doctor who left patient during operation to have sex with nurse allowed to practise

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Doctor who left patient during operation to have sex with nurse allowed to practise

www.theguardian.com

oleorun@lemmy.fan to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 个月前
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Medical tribunal rules ‘very low risk’ of Suhail Anjum, who had been dismissed by hospital in Greater Manchester, repeating behaviour
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    Eight minutes?

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      He had a lot on his mind.

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        Could you imagine?

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      What a show off, right? We all know it took less than two minutes and the rest of the time he was crying silently on the floor.

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      Leaving and finding a room.
      Removing gloves and getting into position.
      Doing the deed.
      Scrubbing again and putting gloves back on.
      Eight minutes

      I’d take longer than that pooping in that situation.

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