In retrospect, I should apologize for posting such a shitty article from such a shitty source. I did it for the laughs.

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    4 days ago

    The story has been updated with information from people who know what they’re talking about (as opposed to the idiot sheriff who made that claim)

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        4 days ago

        Ah yes. I forgot the news, and reality has taken a “Who’s Line is it Anyways?” approach to interpreting reality. Everythings made up, and the points don’t matter.

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        3 days ago

        I commented because I assumed the article had been updated since you posted it but…isn’t this community for real news that looks like satire? Doesn’t the factual value kinda really matter?