Briongloid@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 2 months agoDiscussion Thread 🦕 Wednesday 19 November 2025message-squaremessage-square97fedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareDiscussion Thread 🦕 Wednesday 19 November 2025Briongloid@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 2 months agomessage-square97fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoI bought a new body trimmer. I practiced on the man’s back. It was all fun and games up until I accidently nicked the scrotum.
minus-squareTaleya@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months ago practiced on the man’s back. accidently nicked the scrotum. How damned high do that man’s balls ride??
minus-squaremelbaboutown@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoHe obviously tossed them over his shoulder like a regimental soldier
minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoHahaha. I ran out of spots to shave. The ball sack seem like a good idea at the time.
minus-squareEagle@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoScotums are very vascular, they bleed lots! Hopefully just superficial.
minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoYeah he’s good now but I’m never allowed to do that again.
minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoNah. It was a once in a lifetime experiment.
minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoI’m sorry. I shouldn’t tell people he’s got a hairy back.
minus-squareForce_majeure112@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoI for one want to hear more about deputy CEOs nutsack
minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-22 months agoIt was like trying to shave 2 peaches in a net bag.
I bought a new body trimmer. I practiced on the man’s back. It was all fun and games up until I accidently nicked the scrotum.
I was doing so good too.
How damned high do that man’s balls ride??
He obviously tossed them over his shoulder like a regimental soldier
Hahaha. I ran out of spots to shave. The ball sack seem like a good idea at the time.
Scotums are very vascular, they bleed lots! Hopefully just superficial.
Yeah he’s good now but I’m never allowed to do that again.
Until he does a worse job with diy…
Nah. It was a once in a lifetime experiment.
tmi
I’m sorry. I shouldn’t tell people he’s got a hairy back.
I for one want to hear more about deputy CEOs nutsack
It was like trying to shave 2 peaches in a net bag.