• Catfish@aussie.zone
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    2 days ago

    Ouch! LittleOne was lying on my chest when the auto feeder triggered. Springbok feet to the throat. Thanks shithead

    • StudSpud The Starchy@aussie.zone
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      2 days ago

      Oof! Mickey loves to sleep on my chest and then suddenly launch off my boobs at mach 5. It’s a unique sort of love but I take what I can get from the apex predator with a Napoleon complex 😂

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            1 day ago

            Ooh i got a top one: Cerys once literally ripped my left nipple in half from a chest launch.

            Bonus points: she was a teenager / still semi kitten with the kitten razor feet

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              1 day ago

              Fucking ouch! I’ve a hand scar from same cat superman launching himself at me in search of hugs. Adorable rotters.