I hope the staff spat in their food

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      Nice Guy Eddie: C’mon, throw in a buck!

      Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don’t tip.

      Nice Guy Eddie: You don’t tip?

      Mr. Pink: No, I just kidnap them afterwards.

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      Or Rodriguez: You really must try this because it’s “puerco pibil”. It’s a slow-roasted pork, nothing fancy. It just happens to be my favorite, and I order it with a tequila and lime in every dive I go to in this country. And honestly, that is the best it’s ever been anywhere. In fact, it’s too good. It’s so good that when I’m finished, I’ll pay my check, walk straight into the kitchen and shoot the cook.