return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoMan allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail by impersonating FBI agent: Sourcesabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1330arrow-down12
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minus-squarefinalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up85·1 day ago Anderson said he had weapons in his bag, and inside the bag was a barbecue fork and a pizza cutter, according to the criminal complaint. I need to know what the pizza cutter was for
minus-squareBosht@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 hours agoThe fact that Anderson said it was a weapon is even more hilarious, like he’s some dollar store ninja ready to kill people with a pizza cutter, lmfao.
minus-squarelemmylommy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49·1 day agoGotta have a celebratory pizza after the heist.
minus-squareTomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·24 hours agoIt’s probably just because he’s Italian
minus-squarekn33@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·17 hours agoThe person worked at a pizza shop so multiple possible explanations
minus-squarelagoon8622@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·21 hours agoI’m sure by “pizza cutter” they mean a mezzaluna, so yes
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 hours agoThat’s basically what Pizza Hut uses rather than the wheel blades. Just a massive rocker knife.
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 hours agoI’ve never thought of using those for cutting pie, but I can see that it ought to work fairly well.
minus-squareWilco@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 day agoNo. You dont want to know. The evils that men do with pizza cutters.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-218 hours agothe horrors must be mostly imaginary because my pizza cutter can barely cut pizza, what is the bluntness the point.
minus-squareWilco@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·15 hours agoThe horrors are beyond imaginary.
minus-squaremissingno@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up8·24 hours agoIt’s how you cut through the prison bars, obviously.
minus-squarefinalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·19 hours agoI was kind of imagining him trying to cut the link between handcuffs with it. Definitely the right tool for the job!
I need to know what the pizza cutter was for
The fact that Anderson said it was a weapon is even more hilarious, like he’s some dollar store ninja ready to kill people with a pizza cutter, lmfao.
Gotta have a celebratory pizza after the heist.
It’s probably just because he’s Italian
The person worked at a pizza shop so multiple possible explanations
I’m sure by “pizza cutter” they mean a mezzaluna, so yes
That’s basically what Pizza Hut uses rather than the wheel blades. Just a massive rocker knife.
I’ve never thought of using those for cutting pie, but I can see that it ought to work fairly well.
No. You dont want to know. The evils that men do with pizza cutters.
the horrors must be mostly imaginary because my pizza cutter can barely cut pizza, what is the bluntness the point.
The horrors are beyond imaginary.
After breakout snack
It’s how you cut through the prison bars, obviously.
I was kind of imagining him trying to cut the link between handcuffs with it. Definitely the right tool for the job!