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YarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 1 month ago

Discussion Thread 😛 Saturday 14 February 2026

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Discussion Thread 😛 Saturday 14 February 2026

YarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 1 month ago
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    30 days ago

    What is the evolutionary advantage of my butthole being able to taste spicy…?

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      You could probably light a smoke like a car cigarette lighter.

      Wait. Taste?

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        It doesn’t get the garlic, onion, capsicum, sugar, vinegar… Just the spicy. Pretty annoying

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          Right. Got it now. Spicy punches all the others out of the way.

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            This is also why I like to eat ass, what a conundrum.

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              You should order that for breakfast tomorrow.

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      Any sensitive skin will taste the spicy. The spices even speed up your digestion because you’re intestines taste them. It’s not that curries make people shit themselves, it’s that people aren’t used to the spice and fiber (lentils) to their body works to get it out faster.

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      A spicier version of lick, sip, suck.

    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone
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      30 days ago

      it’s one long poison detector from lips to bum

    • StudSpud The Starchy@aussie.zone
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      Taste whether it’s a fart or a shart iirc

      Edit: as with most biology, this function is never 100%

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      Maybe it’s a ‘don’t eat that’ reminder for anyone that didn’t get the message the first time

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