Deranged furry.
tf goinf on in the kfc state 💀
I’m sorry, but given that the deer was dead, wasn’t this guy basically fucking a piece of venison?
Not that that makes it morally okay and I’m sure there are some indecent exposure type charges that apply, but the deer doesn’t care anymore, which is the point of bestiality laws
Just a little tender tenderizing.
which is the point of bestiality laws
If that were true our laws around meat farming would be very different
Clever. I wish I’d gotten a serious discussion out of this, but that’s the community.
But his comment is relevant the toppic.
Modern industrial famring utilizes forced insemination with a tool operated by a human.
A reasonable person could argue that it’s not sexual assault becuase the act was not for sextial gratification, but purely utilitarian in order to obtain a baby cow, disregarding the welfare of the cow.
In other words, whether an act is sexual assault or not depends on the intentions of the actor, regardless of the experience of the subject and physical nature of the act.
If you fill in “human” as your subject in the above formula, a reasonable person could conclude that the experience of the subject does, infact, matter.
I’m aware. I’m a vegan because I’m not down for animal rape. The bestiality laws are written with exceptions for people who are acting, not out of their own sexual interest, but out of financial interest.
I wanted to have a slightly different discussion, because this one’s depressing as shit though.
You got it. This is why I went vegan for years.
A serious discussion about the ethics of bestiality? If that’s the kind of place you’re looking for I think you might have to create it yourself.
Honestly it would be really interesting to read that discussion, if it stayed objective and not divert to memeing. You can argue bestiality shouldn’t be forbidden by specific laws (but animal welfare laws) since if we make laws based on what we find gross, that’s how we get bans on homosexuality for example. Also you could argue that animals can actually consent in some ways, since if a male dog is willing to hump anything, isn’t that consenting? But then on the other hand in comparison if a person of limited mental capacity is willing to fuck anything, is fucking them ethical?
Anyway, after writing that I find it important to point out that I’m personally aromantic asexual and absolutely do not want to fuck anything lmao. Though maybe that also has something to do with how I can look at these concepts from a distance, since they have nothing to do with me
I don’t think I have the moderating skills, lol.
Now I’m trying to figure out what dirty joke I accidentally made
I’ve always wanted to fuck a deer. They’re pretty hot. But there is no way I’d fuck a dead one and the deer would have to be a consenting deer adult. This guy just crossed a line that us ethical deer fuckers would never cross.
I’m sure some of those Japanese deer that bow for snacks would be up for it, in exchange for the right treat.
I think most of those Japanese deer just suck you off. I need the full treatment. Plus the Japanese ones are naturally censored.
that’s just how Japanese are. they’re so technologically advanced that a black box covers their genitals 24/7.
no Japanese has ever seen their own genitals ever.
Can one be an ethical deer fucker without having ethically fucked a consenting deer though?
I suppose in the same way you can identify as a gold digger without actually ever finding any.
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Yeah, I fucked that part up
Poor guy just wanted to get better at writing/animating
Oh damn, looks like I’m about to stick my foot in it.
First, it’s stupid that this is a criminal matter. If home boy is allowed to shoot a deer, cut it up, eat it, and make shoes out of it, who gives a flying fuck if he fucks the body first? Yeah, it’s gross, but does it really need to come to jail time? It’s a fucking waste of resources. Nobody fucking a dead animal is going to be rehabilitated by jail, period. Ain’t happening.
With that out of the way, lemme step into the way back machine.
Now, there used to be dark corners of reddit, and there have always been dark corners of the internet.
So, for anyone that never took a shitty energizer flashlight and went poking into those dark corners looking for entertainment and/or education, I am the proud bearer of bad news.
This ain’t a one-off event. People fucking their dead prey is sooooo not a new thing. While it’s fair to call it rare, it’s not exactly a 1 in a billion thing either.
On reddit, there were multiple people willing to admit to this behavior, and back in the early days of the internet past the aol era, there were a ton of chat rooms where the ugly side of humanity was there for the viewing. If one is able to stay relaxed and non judgemental in their responses (no matter what’s going on in your head), people will open up about anything.
When it’s something this deviant (and I mean it in the literal sense, not as an insult), you might be amazed how many people want to share their darkness.
So I’ve talked to people for whom this is a fantasy, as well as those that have done it.
Most of them, and they were all men except one, talked about the adrenaline rush of hunting leading to heightened arousal. In that sense, it’s really the same underlying motivation as people fucking after their team wins the Superbowl, or after their own sport victory (and lemme tell you that arousal after contact sports or martial arts training is a very potent thing and can lead to much fun).
It’s only the detail of it that’s deviant, not the underlying mechanisms. It’s wanting to fuck an animal, and wanting to fuck something dead that’s unusual, not the wanting to fuck after a big spike of emotions and chemicals. Couples that hunt together are a perfect example, because there is plenty of fucking in camp when people succeed in their hunt. Hell, doesn’t even have to be a hunt. Fishing camps can be a fuckfest. Birders cam get frisky when they find something rare to point their binoculars at.
But, a lone hunter feeling that arousal on doe days? Yeah, I’m betting it happens way more than even what I’m aware of. I know there’s guys that have shoved their things into bucks to begin with, so a doe with an actual vagina? Anyone without a very tough inhibition filter that also isn’t bothered by the idea to begin with is a deer fucker waiting to happen.
I’m not saying I approve of it. I’m not even saying that it isn’t a sign of some serious issues. I’m just saying that humans like to fuck. And there’s a very primitive part of us that doesn’t really care what. The barriers to fucking things other than sexually mature humans are largely learned, not inherent in our brains.
You ever hear the saying that every mouth feels the same in the dark? In terms of raw sensation, our most primitive segments involved with arousal and orgasm have zero concern about what’s providing the stimulus, only that it’s there. There’s a reason that victims of sexual assault can not only experience physical arousal no matter how much they hate what’s happening, but can be forced to orgasm. It isn’t a purely voluntary process.
So, if someone is already willing to ignore social mores and standard ethics or morals, the step from being willing to fuck some random animal to fucking a dead one isn’t a big leap.
And those folks that were willing to talk about their urges to fuck their prey? They weren’t usually freaks in general. They held down jobs, had families, had friends, they just got caught up in the rush of it. It’s like those folks that will escalate risk taking to the point of self destruction just for a buzz from it. Yeah, there were truly antisocial people doing it, but they weren’t the majority.
Now, this guy? Dude very likely could benefit from extensive therapy. Might even be the sort to let his inner self switch from animals to human bodies. No clue, but I still don’t think jail is a useful solution to the problem he poses. Mandatory treatment? Yeah, maybe, and that has to go through criminal proceedings, but it’s really closer to something like alcoholism in the way it needs to be sentenced.
People fucking their dead prey is sooooo not a new thing. While it’s fair to call it rare, (…)
rare is what I would call it too
Well done.
I just want to say thank you for a rational discussion on this rather gross topic.
I appreciate your approach to it, and I wish more people could discuss things in a logical objective manner like that.
For some reason you initial part about killing them made me think of https://youtu.be/95LtKpQG9ek
I thought it was going to be the classic WKYK skit
One of these days I’m going ti watch the entire existing seasons. I’ve only caught some here and there, so this was totally new for me :)
A dead deer, mind you.
This really raises a lot of questions
There’s the obvious why, and what the fuck.
But more interestingly are the questions of logistics and planning.
Did he kill the deer himself or just see a roadkill deer on the side of the road lick his lips and get to work?
No one is talking about how that guy is 32 and looks like he’s in his 60s
Well, it has been a loong hard
dayweekyeardecadelife.
It’s been a long hard life. Just think. He’s only 32. He wasn’t even born for 9/11.
Or maybe he was. I’m unclear how many years long 2020 was. 2025 was at least 6 years long. And January 2026 was at least 2 years.
Honestly it’s all a blur. A horrific blur, in which I ask myself daily “What unspoken atrocities will we give birth to today, and how many people will suffer from this fresh new hell?”
And the answer is always “Yes.”
jfc! Missed that nugget! I guess you don’t end up covered in fur, fucking a dead deer if your life is going well though
Depends on your definition of going well.
That’s Kentucky 32.
fuck that makes me feel like my friend wasn’t lying when he said I looked good and asked if I’ve been working out
because no, I haven’t really. not any more than I was before anyways
These are very reasonable questions. But I don’t really want to know the answers to them.
More importantly, what was the deer wearing??
It was asking for it, field dressed like that…
I just want you to know I hate you for that pun. lol
Plus aren’t deer potential carriers of rabies? Like, could you imagine getting rabies from fucking a dead deer and dying because of that?
They didn’t have that scenario in Oregon Trail.
It was always dysentry.
When they found him, the deer was dead. They don’t seem to know if he started that way.
That’s even worse, because dead deer can’t consent.
Classic blunder, he shouldn’t have given them ID. The whole case falls apart once they put “John Doe” on the paperwork.
Or John Deere?
He’s not attractorve enough.
Doh! 🤦😂
I get it. Nasty for sure but isn’t this largely a victimless act? The deer was dead, it need not concern itself with earthly problems.
I am a victim here. I blame my passion for reading.
You saw the title. You wanted to read about the weirdness. You have no one to blame but yourself
What if he only read the title, but not the article? I haven’t read the article.
When I started reading Darthcapi’s response, I thought “NO VICTIMS??? WHAT ABOUT THE DEER???” And by the end of his comment, I found out the deer is dead.
And now…I guess I agree with Darthcapi. It’s one of those situations where I say I’m fine with whatever a persons kinks are, as long as no one non-consenting is involved.
And…technically I guess this fits that description. But man…
My ability to be accepting of everyone is REALLY being pushed to the limit here.
The deer was dead,
Jesus christ… I came to the comments first for the inevitable jokes and to make one or two myself but this is how I learned THAT extra bit of news… yeesh.
Depends whether theres studies saying it leads to other more violent sex crimes.
Depending on what you want to pay, I can produce you a study saying it leads to healthy relationships, upright citizenship and heathy skin.
Leave this particular accused individual out of your study
Wait, is it the MAGA Olympics already?
Allegedly….
Probably a J6er.
that’s not fair. they’re probably fucking a trump realdoll.
This is not the “furry sex” content I was hoping to see. 😢
Kentucky must be running out of cousins.
Relevant WKUK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUDGfeO9-kI
