YarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 17 hours agoDiscussion Thread 🍄 Saturday 7 March 2026pinmessage-squaremessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareDiscussion Thread 🍄 Saturday 7 March 2026pinYarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 17 hours agomessage-square61fedilink
minus-squareStudSpud The Starchy@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-23 hours agoImagine being the first homo sapien to pat a wolf? There is a human, long deceased and who’s name is lost to time, who got to be the first to pay a dog.
minus-squareSaneMartigan@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·40 minutes agoThe movie Alpha covers this, sort of. It’s fiction, nice caveman dog fiction. Not a deep film but nice.
minus-squareSituationCake@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 hours agoAnd to all those that thought it would be fun to pat a sabre tooth, poisonous frog, giant bears etc, the gene pool thanks you for your service.
minus-squareTheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 hours agoNowadays, fast cars, meth and firearms are doing quite a good job in weeding a lot of non-viable idiots out of the gene pool. Especially in combination.
minus-squareBottom_racer@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-23 hours agoImagine losing your arm to a wolf, then a few thousand years of selective breeding your ancestor loses a toe to an aggressive inbred pug. Edit: Okay turns out I’m not far off
Imagine being the first homo sapien to pat a wolf?
There is a human, long deceased and who’s name is lost to time, who got to be the first to pay a dog.
The movie Alpha covers this, sort of. It’s fiction, nice caveman dog fiction. Not a deep film but nice.
And to all those that thought it would be fun to pat a sabre tooth, poisonous frog, giant bears etc, the gene pool thanks you for your service.
Nowadays, fast cars, meth and firearms are doing quite a good job in weeding a lot of non-viable idiots out of the gene pool. Especially in combination.
Imagine losing your arm to a wolf, then a few thousand years of selective breeding your ancestor loses a toe to an aggressive inbred pug.
Edit:
Okay turns out I’m not far off