return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoHidden Valley hiring “Ranch-bassadors” to travel Europe and test ranch on local foodwww.dexerto.comexternal-linkmessage-square81fedilinkarrow-up1197arrow-down16
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minus-squaredizzle18@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up61·2 days agoWhich country will one of these people end up getting murdered? My money’s on France. Someone is going to douse their steak au poivre in bacon flavored ranch, and the reaction won’t be pretty.
minus-squareHolytimes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 hour agoI mean as long as it’s a classic buttermilk dressing aka actual ranch. Then it’s fine. Maybe not on steak au poivre. But like fuck man. Buttermilk goes good with basically everything. It’s just kinda an inoffensive dressing.
minus-squareCodpiece@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·2 days agoMy money is on Italy the moment they try using it as pasta sauce.
minus-squaredizzle18@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoIf they can even survive past asking why their pizza doesn’t have any cheese on it.
minus-squarea_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoI want to throw up out of every orifice of my body right now. Even my pores.
minus-squareDefault Username@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoOr basically any other food, for that matter.
minus-squarebufalo1973@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoDepends on which country they land first. If it’s Spain and the throw that shit on a paella…
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 days agoOkay I get that it might be dangerous but I’m not sure if I am more or less intrigued now
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoIt’s fine as long as they livestream it
minus-squarenotwhoyouthink@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoYo this is how you start WWIII
Which country will one of these people end up getting murdered? My money’s on France. Someone is going to douse their steak au poivre in bacon flavored ranch, and the reaction won’t be pretty.
I mean as long as it’s a classic buttermilk dressing aka actual ranch. Then it’s fine. Maybe not on steak au poivre. But like fuck man.
Buttermilk goes good with basically everything. It’s just kinda an inoffensive dressing.
My money is on Italy the moment they try using it as pasta sauce.
If they can even survive past asking why their pizza doesn’t have any cheese on it.
I want to throw up out of every orifice of my body right now. Even my pores.
Or basically any other food, for that matter.
Depends on which country they land first. If it’s Spain and the throw that shit on a paella…
Okay I get that it might be dangerous but I’m not sure if I am more or less intrigued now
It’s fine as long as they livestream it
Yo this is how you start WWIII