Krauerking@lemy.lol to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoFEMA disaster chief claims he is able to teleport and 'landed in a ditch'www.themirror.comexternal-linkmessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up1373arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up1369arrow-down1external-linkFEMA disaster chief claims he is able to teleport and 'landed in a ditch'www.themirror.comKrauerking@lemy.lol to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square58fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareatzanteol@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up114·1 day ago Previously, he oddly claimed that he involuntarily teleported to a Waffle House in Georgia that was 50 miles away. Umn… Aren’t blackouts like that typically a sign of alcoholism or other substance abuse?
minus-squaremoondoggie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoBut this handwriting doesn’t look like mine at all
minus-squareW98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·14 hours agoWe need to talk but he won’t let us.
minus-squareImgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down2·1 day agoSure that or quantum mastery, your view skews pessimistic.
minus-squareWesDym@mastodon.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day ago@atzanteol Yeah, I don’t think it’s all that uncommon for bearded old guys in the South to find themselves at WH unexpectedly.
minus-squareHexadecimalSky@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agohttps://youtube.com/shorts/B4APOBUpLAs
Umn… Aren’t blackouts like that typically a sign of alcoholism or other substance abuse?
Carbon monoxide leaks
But this handwriting doesn’t look like mine at all
We need to talk but he won’t let us.
Sure that or quantum mastery, your view skews pessimistic.
@atzanteol Yeah, I don’t think it’s all that uncommon for bearded old guys in the South to find themselves at WH unexpectedly.
https://youtube.com/shorts/B4APOBUpLAs