Do these clowns not understand that by wishing trump start their armageddon that it makes him the antichrist?
They are following and encouraging the antichrist?
So yeah, y’all talibangelicals going to your hell.
Really have to wonder why these people can’t just you know go find a compound somewhere and make some special Kool-Aid or something. Why do they got to drag the rest of us into it?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events
My personal favourite is the woman whose chicken laid eggs with “Christ is coming” etched on them. Turned out she was writing on the eggs herself and pushing them back up the chicken’s bottom.
Hopefully the end times will be coming for them. Everyone gets their own little apocalypse. Just leave us out of it.
The problem is that he’s in the position to make it happen, one way or another. There is no future consequences that can be imposed on those bringing about the end of the future itself.
You know the funny thing is there’s actually a biblical calculation that puts the end of the world around 204X that several well known Christian Theoloegians calculated including Isaac Newton.
It seems odd to me that fanatics ignore this prediction and insist on accelerating the end times or claim that the rapture is tomorrow.
The other funny thing is all the insane level of violence and corruption that both Christian and Islamic eschatologies warn about in great detail.
If you’re familiar with either source, the irony is astounding. People read a big fat warning about the end times and then decided “We can accelerate this and make it into heaven by playing the explicitly evil guys in this big fat warning”.
Indeed. Evangelical MAGA really didn’t read their book. It says that no one can accelerate or manufacture the time. If it happens, people will not realize what is going on until the last minute.
This is the mentality that will have absolute power over our lives, for the rest of this century.
This guy literally can’t do anything wrong
Makes everything great -> obviously amazing leader
Fucks everything up -> this guy will save us from the fucked up world
May 21, 2011 was supposed to be the rapture or end of the world or whatever. I remember this because it was also my wedding day. Lived outside DC at the time and there were all these people holding signs and wearing shirts about it. We joked about getting a few for my bachelor party (“ha ha the world is ending on that day … FOR HIM!”). Never did it. But I had a great wedding.
Why do they look so inbred?
If they were any more inbred they’d be sandwiches.
because they’re the product of cousinfuckery
I never watched parks and rec but didn’t that end before Trump’s run, and wasn’t that character like a big-L libertarian?
The line from the show is “I have an uncle who does yoga”.
Yes.
Kind of in a comically over the top way, but in all fairness libertarians are comical.
Christianity is a death cult.
My dad is (was?) one of these. The dissonance was one of the reasons I rejected religion - their Bible tells them to be good stewards, but when asked why he supports stuff that harms the environment my dad’s excuse was that the world was ending soon and only those who didn’t get raptured would even be impacted by it.
I checked, the Bible doesn’t contain some “shit on the environment if the world is ending soon” clause or exception.
It actually says the opposite: “He will put to ruin those ruining the earth”
Maybe remind such people that humans aren’t “the world”.
Its implied, like the rape cults snd persecution of queer people.
End times, just like the ones in 2012 right? Look at how that turned out LMFAO
i mean… it was silly before we had a decade of this stupid shit…
Yes, but now the loonies are running free in the WH fucking with a demented orange clown of a presidont as they please.
