Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoMan bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly aftersoranews24.comexternal-linkmessage-square77fedilinkarrow-up1280arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up1274arrow-down1external-linkMan bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly aftersoranews24.comSundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square77fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMantzy81@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up125arrow-down2·2 days agoThis is a good time to remember: If it bites you and you die; venomous If you bite it and you die; poisonous
minus-squareacchariya@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up61·edit-22 days agoIf it bites you and you both die, rabies
minus-squareBillyClark@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 days agoTo match the “venomous” and “poisonous” words, you can also say “contagious”.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·1 day agoWhat about pufferfish? If i bit a fugu in half the wrong way, we’d totally both die.
minus-squaretitanicx@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 days agoAnd if it bites you, and it dies, you are poisonous.
minus-squarePhoenixz@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 days agoSo the woman was poisonous, gottit
minus-squareMantzy81@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoWomen have to protect themselves from weirdos somehow.
minus-squarethemaninblack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days agoAlso, believe it or not, jail.
minus-squareMedicsOfAnarchy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down3·2 days agoYeah, but this is: If it bites you and it dies, you’re poisonous?
minus-squareremon@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·2 days agoThat is identical to the 2nd case.
minus-squareotter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoI’m therefore technically poisonous to pretty much everything that bites me without permission. Hunh. 🤷🏽♂️
This is a good time to remember:
If it bites you and you die; venomous
If you bite it and you die; poisonous
If it bites you and you both die, rabies
To match the “venomous” and “poisonous” words, you can also say “contagious”.
What about pufferfish? If i bit a fugu in half the wrong way, we’d totally both die.
And if it bites you, and it dies, you are poisonous.
So the woman was poisonous, gottit
Women have to protect themselves from weirdos somehow.
Also, believe it or not, jail.
Yeah, but this is: If it bites you and it dies, you’re poisonous?
That is identical to the 2nd case.
I’m therefore technically poisonous to pretty much everything that bites me without permission. Hunh. 🤷🏽♂️