A KitKat truck was flanked by a security escort through Toronto, Canada on Wednesday (8 April), following the theft of more than 400,000 bars in Europe. Nestlé confirmed that thieves had made off with around 12 tonnes of the chocolate, after a vehicle carrying its new range set off from central Italy bound for Poland but did not reach its final destination. The vehicle and the merchandise remain unaccounted for The food giant said they are working with local authorities and supply partners to investigate. KitKat Canada appeared to lean into the headlines, transforming a logistics nightmare into a marketing opportunity.
Staged corporatist bullshit. 0/10.
Openly so. It even says so in the article.
The real joke is the amount of real chocolate in chocolate related products
Right? Who the fuck wants a KitKat? Nice try fuck heads. Give me a break.
Break me off a piece of that KitKat truck.
Might as well be the onion
Lighten up, it’s a solid joke.
By corporate assholes
I’m not laughing, fuck these assholes
Antichoclite!