Lol probably cost more than if the truck was just robbed tbh
Staged corporatist bullshit. 0/10.
The real joke is the amount of real chocolate in chocolate related products
Right? Who the fuck wants a KitKat? Nice try fuck heads. Give me a break.
Break me off a piece of that KitKat truck.
Might as well be the onion
Lighten up, it’s a solid joke.
By corporate assholes
I’m not laughing, fuck these assholes
Or … you could just transport it in an unmarked truck, but then there wouldn’t be this perfect free marketing “opportunity”.
It wasn’t even that kind of a theft. They didn’t like, run the truck off the road and steal the cargo or anything; they just posed as a scheduled relief driver and the prior driver handed them the keys, by my understanding.
That’s why “conman” is short for “confidence man”.
They talked someone into just handing over the keys to a truck by acting like they belonged.
Like Face and not BA.
The KitKats are actually in the eurovan in the very back.
First of all FUCK NESTLE! Second fuck Nestlé
I rather eat it, not fuck it.
Do KitKats even have chocolate?
This is a great use of human resources. /S
This is marketing.
This is 100% correct.
We’re two steps away from Snow Crash, where the pizza Deliverator carries a gun and a katana.
Lol “deliverator”. Sounds like a movie with Schwarzenegger in it :)
His name is Hiro Protagonist.
The other lead character is called Yours Truly.
There are very few people who do post-cyberpunk better than Stephenson.
That’s a lot of security theater to protect $10-worth of chocolate-like substance.
How dare you besmirch the famous Nestlé name! They didn’t murder all those babies and steal all that water and support all that slavery to have their chocolate insulted! How DARE
All a ruse to justify hiking prices
I have eaten 1 kitkat in the last 20 years but after all the news and viral posts, I will never eat one of those foul “chocolates” ever again.
Do they expect us to believe that there’s 12 tons or 24,000 pounds of chocolate bars in that little dinky toy of a truck? 
Jailbreak me a piece of that KitKat bar? 🤨️
What’s in the trailer on the right?
Kinda hard to tell, but that’s a tree service/arborist type bed on the truck, so I’m guessing probably wood rounds or wood chips.
Yeah, I thought it might be a tree trunk
Damn I haven’t had a KitKat in a while. I should get some.
Fam, we dont have to give Nestlé money if we dont have to (I know its hard to avoid). We can make better confectionaries, and other companies sell less trash chocolate covered cardboard.
I will however admit, this ad is mildly funny, they put in some effort. Nothing wrong with having fun.
Naw, basically all major players changed their recipies over the last couple years. They are double the price, but have less chocolate, and more palm oil and other BS.
Stick with artisan chocolate, or, if you can, figure out which name brand chocolates haven’t changed their schtick yet. I think snickers are still the same, but don’t hold it against me if they aren’t.
Snickers is made by Mars, and their chocolate has always been higher tier than Nestlé and Hershey’s. Mars also makes the (god tier) 3 Musketeers, the Milky Way/Mars (not sure which one is branded Mars in other countries), and their plain chocolate bar is Dove.
I think there’s a Mandela Effect around Dove. I, for one, thought Hershey made Dove at some point. I don’t know why. Hershey’s does have a higher-end chocolate called Symphony, but I haven’t seen it in years. It’s creamier than their regular bar.
Look up Wilton’s chocolate buttercream recipe. It’s cake frosting. But nothing says you can’t eat it on its own. Pipe it into Hershey’s Kiss shaped dollops on a sheet of parchment/wax paper and chill, eat them like little mousse bites. It’s basically a stick of butter, I think 3 cups of sifted powdered/Confectioners sugar, and milk to control the texture/consistency. Some people add vanilla extract — of course, you could hit it with whatever other extract to tweak the flavour a bit. Maybe you want minty chocolate? Peppermint extract. There are options.
