• D_C@lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    "Ok Google. Send a tweet to xhitter. Say…

    I am going to put certain WORDS in CAPS to accentuate them for REASONS that no one can really understand. Then I’m going to SPOUT bullshit about the traitors flying high miles away from any DANGER but I’ll laughingly call them HEROIC and PATRIOTIC.
    Then I’ll touch my little mushroom peepee and do a nazi salute to MYSELF in the MIRROR.
    Thank you for your attention to my EGO!!!

    Send tweet.

    Right, where the little kiddies at? I’m feeling super viagra masculine today!! Shit, how do I delete this. No, stop. Don’t send. Everyone IGNORE that last bit about the kiddies!! Phew, got away with that! Hegseth. HEGSETH. change me, I’ve shit myself again. Get right in there and clean the folds."

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    9 months ago

    Anyway, the San Diego Naval Amphibious Base Coronado shows the american dream

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    9 months ago

    It’s fitting because at the end of that episode, they learn that the US was in fact the alien invaders declaring war on other planets.

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    9 months ago

    I can’t remember the exact context, but I made a comment to a friend that voted for Trump (now former friend) back in 2016/7 just after the election along the lines of ‘if the country isn’t a smoking crater by the next election’. I thought I was being hyperbolic.

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      9 months ago

      Why would I fight? I’ll just dodge the draft and fasttrack my presidential campaign.

      My platform is ABWA: America Becomes West Again. Every does horses, cowboy hats, and guns again. You wanna travel further than 3 towns over? Train.

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        9 months ago

        Please also make it wild as well, I really liked west world and that animation where Johnny depp is a chameleon in case you want some examples of what I’d for.

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          9 months ago

          All US Marshalls will be androids, so you feel ok shooting them while living as an outlaw.

          You will need a Bachelor’s in some liberal arts degree to qualify for the outlaw profession. Outlaws pay taxes only every other year, and are categorized as “self-employed” so you have to track your own taxes.

  • altkey (he\him)@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    9 months ago

    What it costed Israel to make you do it and also announce it? A promised land of gazan golf courses or another Trump Tower there? I can’t get how he is still breathing with everything that he did in his life.