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empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Kash Patel Is Polygraphing FBI Staff to Find Out if They’re Being Mean About Him

www.thedailybeast.com

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Kash Patel Is Polygraphing FBI Staff to Find Out if They’re Being Mean About Him

www.thedailybeast.com

empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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The Trump loyalist has subjected dozens of his own team to the lie-detector test.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32819644

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    And you thought J. Edgar Hoover was paranoid.

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      Is he short? Seems like a short kinda guy

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        Haha body shaming much funny

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        5’9”, but I can see that Short Height Indicator Type all over him, some people call it being SHITty

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          Youd think all the evil would weigh him down even a touch

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          That’s short

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            Maybe according to tinder. In reality that’s pretty damn average.

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              No, I’m just 6’5"

              Edit: downvotes? Do you reject reality and substitute your own?

              Edit edit: apparently it’s just an “I’m angy that I’m short” button

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                Do you reject reality and substitute your own?

                Quite literally what you are doing by calling the exact average for a US male, short, just because it’s not freakishly tall like yourself. Some self awareness may be in order.

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                  You don’t seem to understand.

                  I am literally 6’5". That fact is being disagreed with.

                  Furthermore, y’all are short.

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                    You’re not understanding context.

                    No one has disagreed with your height. Not sure how you managed to misinterpret that.

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                    Relativity is a thing!

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        Happy cake day!

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          Happy 2 weeks, Baby Little1 :)

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      Probably is a job requirement for the position actually

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        Pretty sure I’ve read that it is, but the issue here is retesting employees that are already onboard.

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