You could do one of those “daily picture of my pet” posts and I would be totally there for it.

Yes sir, I apologise for the state of this “cat food” sir, completely unacceptable - I will remedy this immediately with only the finest of roast chook for sir

Butters is a browned butter blondie

And a very stern adjudicator indeed!

Look at him being all judgy over there. When’s the last time he cooked, hmm?